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♕ WEISS SCHNEE ([personal profile] whiteas) wrote in [personal profile] toogoodforwords 2016-04-21 03:12 am (UTC)

I interrupt your breaking update with breaking news: I don't care.

[ She rolls her eyes, but she'll give an overview of it- minus some of the more intimate details of what Roman's going to be doing for her in exchange. She doesn't know how much Roman trusts Neo, but she certainly doesn't. Her tone as she summarizes the basics of the contract with Roman is unenthusiastic and quickly said, as if she was reading off a disclaimer label. ]

Provided that you act in accordance with the following provisions, you'll henceforth have any previous records sealed within Nova City: 1. Any crimes committed must not be violent, result in death, terror, or injury, or have immediate victims or witnesses. If the crime is committed and does not fall within those parameters, even if evidence is found the City Guardian's office may choose to look the other way. 2. You may be asked to act as a criminal informant in future investigations if the City Guardian's office requires your assistance and it will not put your life or Roman Torchwick's life or livelihood in danger. 3. You may fight back in self-defense, but you are not allowed to antagonize or instigate fights. Any fighting must be stopped as soon as you have the opportunity to leave the fight without putting yourself in danger. 4. You are welcome to report any crimes you see from other criminals directly to the Guardian's office and we'll take care of it even if you are known to be committing a similar infraction. [ The diplomatic provision of saying that they may tip off the Guardian's office to get rid of competition. ] Volunteered crimes do not count to fulfill criminal informant obligations unless the Guardian's office asks you for the information first. 5. You are not allowed to go anywhere near my house or approach members of student teams from Remnant without explicit permission, except for in the City Guardian's presence. If at any point you feel that you are not safe in accordance with these rules, you are welcome to request reasonable protections from the City Guardian's office.

[ A deep breath and Weiss holds her hand out to the side. ]

If that all sounds fair to you, I'll have a contract drawn up and we can both sign off on it right now.

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